“If I have a threesome now, i need one chick who can bench 250 lbs. to hold up my stomach.”
Legendary actor-comedian, Artie Lange made his first trip to the Tonight Show to promote his stand-up show in Atlantic City’s Music Box at the Borgata this Saturday. Along with bringing his New York Times #1 seller Crash and Burn for a brief plug, Artie dived into more of his personal stories that weren’t found in his new book.
He went to open things up discussing an infamous trip to Las Vegas where he made $100,000 from doing stand-up, but ending losing all of the money in casinos and expenses. After being welcomed to come back anytime from local staff, Artie realized the weekend cost him nearly $4,000 on his trip home.
Before things closed out, he revealed playing a clapping game with his two acquaintances for the night, which he used from a previous childhood experience. Peep the full interview above, along with his game of Catchphrase with Giada De Laurentiis below.