If King Joffrey Was A Rapper, He’d Be Eminem

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Mama had a baby and his head popped off. Head popped off. Head popped off. Head popped off. Head popped off.

There is no denying the fact that Joffrey Baratheon is one of the most ruthless and hated villains on television. Jack Gleeson’s portrayal of King Joffrey is second to none. Throughout the four seasons of Game of Thrones, this dickhead has managed to slay, humiliate and rule with authoritarian tyranny that becomes a painful to watch at times.

He makes everyone’s life hell, eliminating those he doesn’t see fit and stand in his way. What went from an experiment to making him a puppet king, has backfired for Cersei and Tywin Lannister after the power went to his head and he stopped listening to any advice from his counsel. Why would he? He’s the Crown Prince of the Seven Kingdoms. You either bow down and kiss the ring or meet the ultimate price.

After listening to a little Eminem this week, it dawned on us that musically, he’s King Joffrey’s spirit animal. There are many instances where they are eerily similar, especially when comparing how crazy both are.

They have messed up mothers, cease to give any fucks and will kill for entertainment. Marshall describes himself evil on numerous occasions and Joffrey embodies it. At this point, it seems like they are both proud of how barbaric they are, bragging about their conquests and executions every chance they get. Twins separated at birth?

Meet Slim Joffrey.

Disclaimer: SPOILER ALERTS FOR SEASONS 1-3 OF THE SERIES AHEAD! If you haven’t watched Season 4 yet, you’re good. Otherwise, go catch up on the show and come back to this.

 
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